When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016
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Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
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Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.
Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.
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Get the Chair mug.Is a wonderful comforting person, They are beautiful in every way. Personality being something that stands out <3 Best person u could ever meet
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Get the dirty massage chair mug.I was feeling very lazy after doing my laundry so I created a laundry chair and all my clothes stayed there for days.
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