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secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!
by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016
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Chair Ass

This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
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Chair Shavings

It's complicated

Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.
Jack: "Dude, what are these little things everywhere?"
Tony: "Ugh. Those are just chair shavings."
by RobloxKing443 February 14, 2025
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Chair

Something im sitting on, when I should be sitting on some dick
Person 1: that chair is so annoying

Person 2: yeah wish I was sitting on some dick instead
by SheDoCocaineInMyBasement April 6, 2024
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Nobodyisimportantsis/ Bird/chair

Is a wonderful comforting person, They are beautiful in every way. Personality being something that stands out <3 Best person u could ever meet
Have you heard about nobodyisimportantsis/ bird/chair?
Person 1:yea they are great
by Yamslver June 9, 2021
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dirty massage chair

Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.
Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.
by 2fast2flaccid February 3, 2022
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Laundry chair

When you take your clean laundry and put it in a chair because you don’t wanna put it up.
I was feeling very lazy after doing my laundry so I created a laundry chair and all my clothes stayed there for days.
by Yeet!!@ April 17, 2021
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