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sperm washing the helmet

In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.
My best friend the whore told me about sperm washing the helmet. What a great pro tip!
by turtle11666 June 22, 2020
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Washing Machine Heart

A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”

Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.
“Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart” A heart that trys to people please
by ieatpatrickbateman May 5, 2023
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Washiez Car wash

I’m an head operator and I’m supposed to act nice but, THE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING I JUST WANT TO STAB THEM WITH MY STOP SIGN AND BREAK THEIR CRUSTY FINGERS OUT OF THE CAR AND FUCKING UGH BITCH
Troller: get yr pixel FeEt OuT of My CaR

Me: * nicely says no *

Troller: get yr PIXEL FEET OFF
Me: stfu bit *leaves game*

Washiez car wash
by Imnicebitch March 20, 2023
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Cleveland Car wash

When you take a laxative, and proceed to squat over someone face and spray them with liquid shit, and then lick their face off until it's clean.
I just took some Exlax earlier. I'm thinking about giving my girl a Cleveland Car Wash tonight when I get home.
by Bcash1985 September 13, 2019
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Alabama Car wash

After a male has ejaculated into a female's vagina. The female gets on top of his chest and washes him in his own sperm. ;)
Meagan gave Shawn an Alabama car wash.
by Anezcooper April 19, 2015
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Hairy Wash Burn

A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.
Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend

Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?
by Taylor Tee May 24, 2009
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Kielbasa car wash

When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.
The couple thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the kielbasa car wash while on vacation.
by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021
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