J-Swag

Item of clothing or an accessory that relates to Jesus or God. Swag that relates to Jesus.

That diamond encrusted W.W.J.D. bracelet is some legit J-Swag.

by Rampage W. September 14, 2010

J-Roz

A goatee-wearing boyscout who has been known to waddle like a penguin. The pride of Portland.

Person 1: What was that penguin wearing a Blazers jersey?

Person 2: Oh it must have been a J-Roz.

by IAMBALLA November 24, 2009

Breezy J

an alternative for the term blow job, head, dome, ect.

That was one of the best breezy j's ive ever had.

by the one they call mike May 27, 2009

J-Bizzle

Slang for a jager bomb. Sometimes reduced to "bizzle".

You ready for another J-bizzle yet? I need a pick-me-up.

by SLampy March 11, 2006

o. j.

Abbrevation of orange juice

That's tasty o. j.
Can I have some more o. j.

by zorkA July 10, 2007

Emily J

Where to start.. this gal is perfect! No FLAWS at al. She can be one of the funniest girls alive and one of the bitchiest.. she has perfect white teeth with a small gap. She has blonde hair, naturally brown, and has pretty blue eyes. AND a lot of cute freckles. She is a gentle giant:) And a little TOO experienced. I WOULD DIE FOR HER. She is amazing! Makes you smile no matter what and she is a good girlfriend to guys and a good bff! You will always wanna be around her and her crazy lil hot babe of a sister. Emily is a babe too! Always and forever! And a BAMF. FOR LIFE. She could use some tanning.....

That girls such an Emily J...

Wowwww she's being a bee-otch.. what an Emily J!

by iamsecretlyinlovewithyou November 21, 2010

J-TUBE

a but tube designed to insert a gerbal so that said gerbal can play in said tube... in said rectum.

"this gerbal is like sooo loving the j-tube that's up my ass.. i can't wait till it crawls all the way up and finds Paris Hilton" - Kenny

by your gay boyfriends cock November 17, 2010