Tante Tosser

When you enjoy licking the area between someone's ass and vagina/sac

David I didnt know you were a tante tosser.

by T.T. Smalls October 28, 2009

Tashtega

An action of taking three cocks at once; can be taken in the anus, mouth or ear

I tashtega'd last night with Ian.

by The Hilo Pito February 23, 2017

don't tase me, bro!

A plea for mercy, as in "Please don't taser, beat, kick, shoot, etc... me." An ironic warring about the use of excessive force, even if the person screaming it was asking for it.

(Term from the Florida student who cried out the phrase.)

It's just a rough definition. Don't tase me, bro!

by Man Machine October 3, 2007

Tastegasm

A tastegasm is when one burps and all the flavors of previous meals floods the mouth... sometimes quite disgusting....

After Matthew drank an entire soda, he burped, causing a sick tastegasm of cheese, Chinese food, and sour cream and onion.

by An2 November 8, 2006

don't tase me bro

What one says when their rant/speech is interrupted by a good counter-point. Derived from Andrew Ryan who (debatably) resisted arrest and was tased while asking John Kerry some questions in Florida.

Guy 1: I love donuts, they're so good. I could eat them for the rest of my life and be happy.
Guy 2: They're fattening and would kill you in less than a month.
Guy 1: Don't tase me bro! I said I love donuts, dammit!

by dougwastaken October 3, 2007

tasteful bird kiss

When you try to kiss a person and it results in the person vomiting in your mouth.

Hey Joe, I saw you hookin up with a girl yesterday.
Yeah, she gave me a tasteful bird kiss, and we headed to my place.

by 4e6564 January 3, 2020

Tastelessbootysuckingidiotfacenincompoop

A rude, inconsiderate, or annoying person who takes pride in eating young children's pet fish.

"Did you see Sophie eat that poor kid's pet goldfish?"
"She's such a tastelessbootysuckingidiotfacenincompoop."

by Ronald McDonald's Demon June 11, 2020