three stroke joke

Three stoke joke not as bad as a two pump chump but still bad enough to be a joke. Someone who ejaculates too quickly that is so quick that it’s funny.

Girl 1: how was last night with tom
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”

Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty

Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!

by iSkytec December 16, 2018

one stroke wonder

Dennis cummings

dennis is one stroke wonder king

by daddylongdeek January 6, 2019

One stroke wonder

A big toothed crack head who can’t seem to keep himself out of harms way. Often has small nipples and a shit haircut

One stroke wonder blew a fat load after his pecker brushed against the table

by Archies pecker November 18, 2019

Color-stroke

Only like a specific color of race, hair, and features.

I’m color-stroke because I only like lighter skinned men.

by J-Maria June 10, 2021

bold stroke

To have a very large penis.

“To be honest, I have a Bold Stroke. Most women can’t handle me.”

by Calamari.33 July 15, 2022

Captain Cock Stroker

Person that strives to become someone’s favorite by constantly talking up said party

Rick-“Oh, have you seen the new Certainteed Shingles?! They’re the best thing since sliced bread!!”

Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “

by Sadistic _Ahole September 12, 2019

Stroner

To have a boner for reasons unknown.

I saw Andrew in his tidy whiteys and got a throbbing stroner. I later found out I was gay and we're happily married.

by My name is what? November 28, 2014