steaming weasel

When you take a shit into a condom, freez it and fuck your girlfriend with it.

Gave her the old steaming weasel the other night.

by jduba336 July 29, 2009

speaking moistly

Speaking while spitting

If people want to wear masks, that is OK, it protects others more than it protects you because it prevents you from breathing or speaking moistly on them

by Canadianajv April 8, 2020

Screaming Scutters

Having an unbelievable dose of diarrhea, one that causes you to scream every time you squirt something out.
aka
Screaming shcitters
screaming scour

Had a curry lastnight and had a woeful session of the screaming scutters after.

by TPDC130 April 10, 2007

Screaming Scutters

Having an unbelievable dose of diarrhea, one that causes you to scream every time you squirt something out.
aka
Screaming shcitters
screaming scour

Had a curry lastnight and had a woeful session of the screaming scutters after.

by TPDC130 April 11, 2007

screaming feces

the state of having really bad shits

or screaming baby mice

"whats wrong with frank" "oh he has the screaming feces"

look at them little screaming feces so cute

by psycho_joe_2 February 23, 2009

screaming astronaut

You're banging a girl in a space station. You pull out and cum in her eye. She screams. Then you slap her in the face and say "We're in space!! NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!!"

The screaming astronaut brings new meaning to the phrase "Ride Sally Ride".

by gtdiesel November 16, 2009

Speaking License

An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.

Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.

by totallynotchris April 2, 2010