purple status 

When a girl is giving head to a guy and she can't take it so she turns purple.

Fred: so did she do a good job?
Tyrese: not she was all purple status.

purple status by theknowitall001 December 28, 2014

Baller Status 

Baller Status is defined as having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement & being a man of leisure (or lady of leisure). It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores & golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. Many of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthy-men & webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure. Many of your are asking how does one declare oneself a baller? Do I just go down to my local courthouse & fill out a form to obtain "Baller" status without anything snazzy? Is it more of just a transformation over time from non-baller to being a baller? Or is it more of a secret society you needed to be invited to? Are there any tax benefits? The answer is Yes. Originally, one would be knighted by a man of great status, far away from the local courthouse. Snazziness came with being a baller; if it was a secret society, your wouldn't know it existed unless you were a baller. There were no direct tax benefits, but indirectly most ballers were often tax evaders. The modern baller is much more relaxed, & it clearly is no longer a secret society if we know ballers exist...But seriously, if you have to ask, you're not a baller. Baller Brand is a way to share the clothing style of ballers with everyone. ballerbrandclothingcompany.bigcartel.com

justin flores does not party using a party bus when he goes out... but joe and andrew do...so by default they are men of baller status

Baller Status by ballerbrandclothingcompany March 26, 2011

cake status 

An unfortunate turn of events. A decision or action that seems unfair. Being forced to act in accordance with some else's decision.

"I was invited to the party, but now it's Ravers only? That's so cake status." " I'm not aloud to talk to him anymore, since he got in trouble. That's major cake status." "I can't hang out because I have to go to Maryland to visit family. That is totally cake status!"

cake status by Cobalt321 August 12, 2006

rockstar status

the act of using only one eye to see clearly while crunk.

My home girl Jannet hit Rockstar status the other night at the club, She was textin bitches with only one eye!

rockstar status by manny sal June 19, 2008

Baby Status 

When somebody just thinks they're the shit whenthey really arent.

James: dude im the best shooter on the team

Dereck: shut up james your just a baby status little bitch.

Baby Status by 54Porter55 January 16, 2009

Troll Status 

When a person acts or looks like a troll.

Matt: That chick has a troll like nose!
Dashielle: TROLL STATUS!!!

Troll Status by J1mmy the K1d November 18, 2009

Drake Status 

When you find that sticky icky bud that is better than any kush you have ever had before. AKA "the best I ever had" Basically "Maui Wowi" "Sour Diesel" "AK47" and any hydro that you cross paths with.

Damn man this tree is Drake Status.

Drake Status by Boss24 March 17, 2010