Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).

Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"

by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012

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Sanhedrin

a) a supreme legal council, which deals with local legal, judicial and executive matters, in modern tribal societies in the non-Western world.

b) a conference of people in the same vocational field.

boy a) have you heard of the Mumba-Yumba tribe, it's somewhere in Africa, if i am not mistaken. Would you know if they have a Sanhedrin?

boy b) sorry dude, you are barking up the wrong tree. I am a history, not an anthropology, major. Therefore your question is not my brand of whiskey. And here is more cattle fodder. My dad and uncle are also holding a chemistry and biochemistry Sanchedrin at Baskerville Hall, my late paternal grandparents' country estate.

boy a) wow.

by Sexydimma November 7, 2012

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