Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution

Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real

by FlippinNuts9000 October 9, 2023

rand standing

The act of standing in a random space with a vacant stare

What's tony up to over there?
Um.. rand standing by the looks of it Lol

by Timpson.M December 31, 2017

The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste

Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”

by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023

THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND

You know the move jotaro uses>

Jotaro: STAR PLATNIUM!!! : Star Platnium: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!! Jotaro AGAIN: THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND!!!!!!!

by saucy_savior February 1, 2021

Stand in

your no fucking stand in we care for you no get back with the boys

1:I’m such a stand in

2:No the fuck your aren’t get with the boys
1:Okay

by love you baby girl October 13, 2020

stand on buisness

this means you are not talking to your exes that your delusional over or trying not to be delusional over ,, fighting someone who is talkn shit but not to your face or so go up and beat they ass !

keisha : im stand on buisness

layla : period girl me too !!

lela : im finna beat this bitch ass she keep talkin shit on me df
kayla : ighh imma be right there !!!!

by 1-800 take yo nigga 😘. November 15, 2023

hot-dog stand

Euphemistic for a bar or disco dancing club, the good place around to meet women. Where women go to procure a "hot-dog."

"Sometimes there are plenty of hookers standing on the corner, and no customers. Maybe it's just a matter of time. Are you sure you're going everywhere you're supposed to? Looking in the right places? Did you go to the local hot-dog stand?"

by Ninja Clan Lord February 14, 2017