vag-split ween

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
by Slavid November 05, 2021
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split sleep

When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.
It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!
by sxross1 July 01, 2012
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Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.
It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"
by word nerdz August 21, 2019
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Split in the Classroom

This is the term used for when you tell your girl she need to spread her ass out so you can stick your fat cock in it
by TheNigBigga March 12, 2020
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Tit split

A karate move where the hand karate-chops the space in between a woman's breasts.
The cat fight victim used a swift tit split to quickly disarm her opponent.
by amanthasa January 31, 2019
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split creampie

When you ejaculate inside two or more vaginas during the same ejaculating process.
«Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
by The gate to Adventure Island December 09, 2020
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Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.
by Purplenado March 05, 2023
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