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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Chain Split Line

A picture of a chain that covers up the gap between two videos.
Wow, that's an amazing edit! Just needs a Chain Split line on AB1.
by jellyeditor April 4, 2022
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Nashville Nanner Split

Act of a person taking a banana and inserting it in their ass. Their parter is ready with a bowl of ice cream for when orgasm is reached and banana shoots onto the ice cream. It is considered rude to not eat the Nashville Nanner Split once made.
All Mark dreamed of for his birthday was a Nashville Nanner Split
by 4IdiotsNGarage August 3, 2022
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split chicken

Female sprawled out with vagina showing for all to see
She was laid up on the bed like a split chicken.
by anonymous November 28, 2023
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Banana split

This is the creation after your intermediate boss sticks his penis in your ass and has his way with you, then afterwords sprinkles cocaine on his fudge covered banana for you to consume before sending you back to work.
Guy 1: Bossman gave me a Banana split in his office just now.
Guy2: Maybe with that cocaine sprinkling, that'll actually make you do some work.
by NightlyParadox September 20, 2025
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Split a cab

When two men have gay sex and get each other pregnant.
"How did William and Joseph both get pregnant simultaneously? They split a cab last year."
by comethrower December 7, 2024
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Split

Did a split for the cash
Did a split for the cash
by Tracyb66 September 23, 2020
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