Smack book

1. A guestbook signed generally by the insane
2. a guestbook which is used as a forum

Sign the smack book you slag

by Jesus January 08, 2004

second hand smack

1. When you bitch smack someone twice. Right then left, left then right, or twice with the same hand.

2. Dope that has been stepped on

1. I am about second hand smack that guy over there talking to my ex.

2. How many hands has this second hand smack been passed through?

by guy in your 4th period July 31, 2009

smack my derb

to smack the person,in the head, who is giving you a blowjob or head. Also, it can be refering to the song by the trance artist, Alpha Twins.

a girl is giving a guy derb, a blowjob, and the guy slaps her or hits her in the head while she still gives him a bj. which that is smack my derb.

by Kr0nIc SkR3aMz October 24, 2010

bone smack the queef

Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boń apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.

Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*

Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.

by ilikepuggos February 07, 2018

smack dat cheese

If you really really wanna be where it's AT, you gotta smack dat cheese.

that bitch smack dat cheese like a honky tonk princess

by catmanDoo May 02, 2012

Smack My Hams

A term derived from the show "Adventure Time", meaning you will smack someone's butt.

- "Dude, Jenny is such a whore."
- "I know, I'd let her smack my hams."

by Jayne Fondah June 05, 2011

cooftie smack

Cooftie Smack- When you backhand someone very hard in the face and act cocky about it.

I cooftie smacked that bitch because she didn't give me a refund

by JTodaB December 25, 2006