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San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.
"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

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by Jeff September 5, 2004
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New York Slimes

An insult referring to the New York Times and its journalists, frequently employed by right-wingers who perceive the newspaper as liberally bent and who reject its position as newspaper of record.
"Liberals always resort to insults over constructive criticism, thats why I never read anything from those whiny limp-wristed pinko commies at the New York Slimes."
by Mistakenshyness May 2, 2006
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home slice

"That's my home-slice from P town"
by Tek Fresh February 23, 2003
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Simen

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simen. Often used to describe a good friend. Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire. Hung Like a Dragon Used to describe someone that needs a smart, intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
Holy Shit, that is one Simen cock.

Damn, why are you so damn Simen, id smack.

Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simen.
by superduude October 28, 2010
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A Slice of Sexy Cake

Emily: Damn he's hot!
Caitlyn: He is a fine slice of sexy cake.
by apple-scruff July 11, 2004
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sliced apple

When your getting a blow job and she say's "dont cum in my mouth" right before you cum you give her a chop to the adams apple area in the throat as you continue to cum in her mouth!!!!!!
I gave that bitch a double sliced apple for dessert last night.
by mjizzzz May 18, 2007
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slimey pirate

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.
Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!
by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003
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