simp

gage

Gage is such a simp.

by 69XxShreksterxX69 April 11, 2020

simp

Sagi

simp- omg, u r such a Sagi

by LIOR67 October 8, 2020

Simp

A traitor to the bois and should be executed the second they get diagnosed with the terrible disease

"Jimmy said he can't get on tonight because he's hanging out with Hannah" "this simp must be dealt with with extreme force!!!"

by Hahaha6969lololol May 14, 2020

Simp

A simple, sensitive man just looking for love. One who always apologizes and is the sweetest, most caring boy. Gets his feelings hurt very easily but is very aware of how he impacts other people. I love my simp.

Robby is such a simp

by sufferingpuppet April 2, 2020

Simp

A Simp is a person (most usually a male) who is too obsessed with girls, to a point where he can do literally anything for them only to get their attention.

These guys are the main reasons why girls don't value us boys anymore.

These losers start trying out their luck with any girl they come accross, doesn't matter if she's just slightly good looking or a total high profile goddess who's way outta their league.
They can do ANYTHING just to get a girlfriend or get laid.

Basically, simps are the pathetic despos who put Hoes before Bros

S - Suckers
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Pussy

Aaron :- Dude, that new guy in our class is head over heels before Janice, buying her stuff from the canteen and giving her expensive gifts. She doesn't even like him!

Barry :- That guy's a Simp dude. She's just playing along, extracting as much as she can from him. Then she'll just throw him away.

by IntenseJK November 24, 2021

simp

super

intense
minecraft
player

person: ray is such a simp, he spends all day on minecraft

by luna de angelis December 1, 2021

SIMP

Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.

Looks like SIMP on the phone again doing a paypal

by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020