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Simon Tong

Hey look, its Simon Tong, what a little bitch boy!
by ZAIRBI March 6, 2022
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Simon

The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.
-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"

"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."

-"Damn I don't have any money left."

"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough

weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."
by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021
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Simone

a person who really likes tractors and dogs and go karts!!
guy 1: simone is over there

guy 2: i bet she likes tractors and dogs and go karts
by iamnotjosh November 23, 2021
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Simon

Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS
Ni har bara gjort de kör de

Ssssssimon
by Snoken simpan March 23, 2019
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Simon

A guy who is mean uses you and thinks he is hard
Who is that beating up the tree

Oh that’s just Simon acting hard
by Cmmb April 11, 2020
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Simone Dianne Butler

The definition of a poor needy individual normally characterized as INDIGENT
Oh that’s just Simone Dianne Butler, she’s an indigent needy begging whore
by BossedUpBabyMama March 9, 2022
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Simon

I'm a Simon, I told you, okay? Fuck's sake...
by Mpdub May 28, 2021
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