A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.
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Simone Biles withdrew from nearly every Olympic Event at Japan 2020 due to a condition called the 'twisties'.
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In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement
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