Health Shape

An easy way to sort food groups.

Normal plain looking foods such as: Bread, Cream, White Sauce and Aspic, keep the body ticking over just nicely.

Fancy show-offy foods such as: Cooked Meats, Fruit Salad, Soil Foods and Yolk will clog up the body, with unnecessary detail! Oh no, it's all broken and on the floor!

Student: But somethings... wrong
Teacher 1: Exactly, how we do know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
Teacher 2: Well that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape.

by poopoojones November 17, 2022

tasting shapes

You’re so high

Dude I’m stoned I’m literally tasting shapes

by Corc4 November 17, 2022

egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Dirty Shapera

When you put spices on your penis before raping three underage girls and make them explode with spicy cum.

I did a Dirty Shapera on my three daughters, the cops came the next day.

by Arabian Bomber June 1, 2023

Noah Schnapp

MaTeRiAl GoRl 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
(Gay)

Girl 1: ugh I love Noah Schnapp
Girl 2: umm.... Girly, I hate to break it to you but, he's gay
*Girl 1 turns into a man and renames himself Chad*
Chad: hehehe, say that again?

by F33tsl@y3r321💅🏻 July 6, 2023

Ben Shapiro

A man famous for covering Cardi B's hit song "WAP" a couple years ago.

Ben Shapiro.

by Ding Diddly September 11, 2023

Ben Shapiro

A retarded bigot that supports genocide and ethnic cleansing of innocents.

Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson are now offering two different course called “ Double-standards and hypocrisy 101” and “ how to normalize a genocide 102”

by World 1989 November 9, 2023