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shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.
Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?
by geekJoeB August 20, 2019
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Eddy shark

Aggressive, sometimes buzzed, usually hammered creature in slow parts of rivers.
When rafting and taking a stop in slow and calm water an eddy shark can be known to fuck your shit up. Good luck.
by PigNinja69 July 5, 2019
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Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.
"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"
by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011
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Shark Taco

Shark Taco- A Hot Girl who wears a Shark Costume for Pajamas
Look at that Shark Taco over there....She's a Hotty!
by Chills1980 July 13, 2018
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Lani Shark

a faget who has no since in instagram modeling and is horny for grown men. stay away...
a cop caught a lani shark trying to hump a grown man.
by leedlebradley May 14, 2019
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Booze Shark

Guys or girls that start hanging out with you at the bar if you're enjoying bottle service, hoping you'll share.
With the resurgence of bottle service comes the birth of the booze shark. These are the guys and girls that suddenly try to become your best friends when they see you at your private VIP section enjoying bottles of Grey Goose, pouring drinks for your group. They usually show up with at least one beverage in hand, and may purchase another and come right back, but their ultimate goal is to delve into your booze and let the drinking frenzy begin.
by Sis of The Don January 24, 2010
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loan shark

A person who loans money at very high interest rate, upwards of 10% a week, and will break your legs if you dont repay in time. Usually large amounts of cash under the table type of transactions
tony soprano is a loan shark that you dont want to mess with
by Gongo July 19, 2004
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