salty dog

Vodka and grapefruit juice glassed, with salt around the rim.

Pucker up, lads.

by Digs June 30, 2004

salty banana

When your girlfriend is giving you a hand job and keeps going after you ejaulated, causing the seamen to be rubbed all over your dick before sucking it.

Have you ever been with Kylie?
Yeah man! She gives the best salty bananas!

by KillerJo69 November 28, 2016

Salty Fish

An unclean pussy. A pussy that hasn't been washed for days. During oral sex, a pussy that is sour and or salty to the taste, and fishy in odour.

John: i was gonna go down on her, but came straight back up.

Harry: Salty fish

John: Yup

by Hobo Lenny January 9, 2008

salty muffin

a salty muffin is someone is acting in a sassy/saucey manner.

that girl is being SUCH a salty muffin right now.

by izaack October 13, 2010

Salty Peanut

The act of putting salt on the head of one's penis before receiving a blowjob.

John: Hey, did you get any last night?
Jack: Yeah, man. Gave Tiffany the old Salty Peanut!
John: HELL YEAH!

by Enth September 21, 2011

Salty Pablo

The act of putting salt on a males baby maker, to shrink it to better suit somes needs. Makes small size, can fit in lil holes.

Erin was being a lil bitch and started to complain, so I better suited her needs and gave her a salty pablo in the ear hole. PERFORATION in the EAR DRUM

by Josh Rivera August 21, 2006

salty samurai

The leader of the Holy Samurai clan, destined to destroy the evil tyrant weebls, who hath forsaken the Samurai clan.

Holy shit! Salty samurai is again crushing weebls with his spamming powers!

by Cheesebadger December 23, 2004