Sunday Night

The worst night of the week. All the pain and agony that you’re experiencing in your mind explodes leading you to nothing but depression and agony.

*checks phone, realizes it’s sunday night. *grabs noose

by painbymery July 24, 2022

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Funtime Pineapple Deluxe Sunday Special

The act of growing a pair of breasts and spontaneously firing pineapple juice everywhere, usually as a result of intense excitement or pleasure.

The growth of the breasts only occurs if the subject is male or a female with undeveloped breasts.

Occurs most commonly after eating a pineapple whole on a Sunday, hence the name.

Guy 1: "Ayy man, my girlfriend had a total Funtime Pineapple Deluxe Sunday Special last night in bed. Tasted absolutely delicious."

Guy 2: "Man, that happened to me once, and the boobs haven't gone away yet."

by iLolbit February 18, 2017

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Slippery Shooting Sunday

When a group of three or more people get together on a sunday for an messy sexual experience. First everyone takes excessive amounts of laxatives then waits for the laxatives to work and everyone then takes turns having anal sex with each other and switching partners while the diarhea explodes out everywhere.

Jack: "Hey Will, are you coming over for slippery shooting sunday"
Will: "no man i had too help clean off your couch last week and i couldnt take a normal poop for four days"

by Sexualweekdays September 4, 2011

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