nice shirt!

a pointless, meaningless story.

Person A: The other day, i went to the store and got something for 3.50. I gave the guy $5 and he gave me back change.

Person B: nice shirt!

by pollynoodles September 12, 2009

stuffed shirt

one who exudes the art of being completely anal retentive and overly organized; paying close attention to detail to the point of being painfully uptight.

Jordan's revenue figures for March were presented in typical stuffed shirt fashion; complete with a color coded chart. Yellow is projected, green is actual red indicates the project had been completed.

Jordan Gilbert is a stuffed shirt.

by mdg76 December 15, 2008

take off the skirt

used to tell someone to act like a man; man up
(variant: take off the dress)

You're too tired to go out? Take off the skirt, dude.

by Faiella December 7, 2007

gary shirt

a shirt that is plaid or striped that is a few years out of style

take that off, its a gary shirt

by C MART December 28, 2005

t-skirt

That big ass 6X+ t-shirt that niggaz always wear and it's just long enuff to go below the calf and damn near big enuff to use as matress cover.

When you get that hunny over on that unexpected extended stay and she comes out the shower and says she didn't bring any nite clothes, just hand her that 10X t-skirt which on her will look like choir robe.

by MUN-E 1 January 8, 2008

Skirted

to leave in a hurry. Mainly used while talkin about driving a car. Barking your Tires

I skirted on the police.

by DZWilliams October 28, 2006

red shirt

In college athletics, a red shirt is a player that is on the team, but hasn't played in a game yet.

One of the previous posters is incorrect about red-shirts being walk-ons. Scholarships players are red-shirted all the time.

Johnny was given a scholarship to play quarterback, but was told by the coach that he would red shirt his freshman year until he learned the system.

by zman911 January 14, 2009