Smurf Puss

After a long holiday weekend the water level in the portable toilet is so high when she sits down the blue water stains her cooch.

Nancy didn't look before she sat down in the port-a-potty & now she has Smurf Puss!

by Timmers05 September 1, 2025

Smurf Monkey

Boosted Monkey on a Smurf Champion

Twitch.tv 's Ninja25Dre is definitely a smurf monkey whenever he plays Nocturne.

- bro, you suck at everyone other champ
- i'm good with janna
- smurf monkey janna

by Ninja25Dre November 1, 2021

Smurfed

When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought

‘Dylan proper smurfed me ya know!?’

by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020

Smurf

In advertising sales, a potential customer who talks about how big he is as a company and how he has all this advertising budget to spend with you but then he gets sticker shock when you present him a package at 100 per month.

Paul: Hey Mike did you sell that contractor you saw in the hamptons today?

Mike: No that guy was a Smurf

by Paul Munda November 7, 2012

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Smurfing

A portmanteau of "smut" + "surfing", it's a verb for when someone leisurely gets caught up browsing through meaningless content on the web, such as porn or celebrity gossip.

"Damn, a whole hour went by. I better quit smurfing around and get some work done."

by Lee1965 February 20, 2015

Smurf

A type of curse word used for brain rotted children who are 5 years old with mommys ipad with her secret tabs.

ill smurf you up!

by Seb1245 March 14, 2025