Simon CDC

A person who is useless, incapable of his duties.

Hey mate, don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

Simon CDC

A person who is useless & incapable of his duties. Also world's slowest typer.

Don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

erica simon

A very pretty girl that doesn't understand that her best guy friend wants to be more

Don't pull an Erica Simon.

by What's my real name? October 13, 2016

Simon

To become swoll, too swoll to explain in words. No further explanation is needed. If you're not to this swoll level, you wouldn't understand.

I got a new jacket and it's so Simon.

I got a new jacket and it's too swoll to explain.

by The Swoll Master December 31, 2009

Simon Says...

Krystal, I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?

Simon Says... "Krystal, whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly."

by Simon11 February 2, 2013

Simon Says

The type of guy that makes you lock down on your relationship with your S/O. He doesn’t really have anything to offer but he likes to talk. You shouldn’t worry about him, but you do anyways.

Danny was warned about Jake trying to take his girl. Jake is such a Simon Says.

by Gevoboi June 17, 2018

Simon

Simon is gay has no friends everyone hates him. He’s big gay and is a nerd. He watches porn and sucks Cheryl Potters cock!

Simon is such a Simon

by Bigboytrev January 20, 2019