Senioritis

The condition of wanting to slam your head in a doorknob because its the sharpest object in the room, knowing that it wont kill you, but being willing to do it repetitively unitl you cant move anymore.

Bro, I think Hannah got senioritis, look at those dents on her forehead.

by Ur mums mom February 14, 2020

Senioritis

The potentially life threatening disease that most commonly affects graduating high school seniors. It affects 99.9% of the population of high school seniors. It is most common in the second half of the year, especially after receiving college acceptances, thus provoking the common predicament among all seniors: “what am I even still doing here??”

Common symptoms:

- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)

- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.

- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”

- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)

- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.

Cure:

- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!

Teacher: “where’s Stacy? This is her fourth absence this week!”
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”

Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*

by ZestyPotatoeChip August 31, 2020

Seniority

Seniority gets you whatever you want other than someone who is older than you, even when they call dibs

I call seniority on shotgun

by Micheal the Chase Man February 23, 2021

Seniorita beater

Term for san miguel, strong Spanish lager and reference to Stella (known as wife beater)

I’ll have another seniorita beater…

by Noj83 September 21, 2021

seniorsitting

Watching the elderly, retired or anyone older than yourself because they need to be entertained.

My father came to my house to watch the football game. He fell asleep after drinking a bunch of beers. Now I’m stuck here seniorsitting because I don’t want to wake him up.

by "The Jug" November 13, 2021

Seniors

A location in the Scarborough area where individuals would smoke, drink, debate and make vital life decisions. This particular location is known to host many honeymoons and after parties.

Hey, where are we meeting up, seniors?

by Buklau11 November 26, 2021

seniorhood

The state of living as an older person senior citizen in our society. The experiences and attitudes associated with those over the age of 65. Ageism means the greater the likelihood that others will discriminate against older people just because they are older.
Seniorhood does not necessarily equal senilehood. Seniorhood is traditionally more revered in Asian societies than in American culture. A perfect synonym for seniorhood is elderhood, which happens to be the title of a new book by Louise Aronson, M.D. in which she celebrates older people and claims they are on average happier than younger adults.

Seniorhood can be a difficult period of life because of negative biases toward those 65 and over.

by Lieu February 17, 2022