Rule 25

In the event of damage caused to smoking devices, especially glass, (Bongs, Pipes, Bubblers, Steamrollers, etc.), The damager must pay for a new smoking device, and the first weed put into that smoking device.
No exceptions. Rule 22.
Man 1: ASSHOLE! You knocked over my bong!

Man 2: Rule 25, shitlick.

Asshole: Fuck.
by Absnt_Mindd_Profsr February 06, 2010
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Ja Rule

A rapper who used to be good. Once put into mainstream America became a pop star.

Some one who acts hood, then pop, then when confronted about that, turns hood again.
Ja rule has lost his respect from the hood.
by KillahCam March 04, 2004
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Rule 1.5

Mexicans do not exist. They are a myth, like Santa, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. They are just something your mother tells you are real when you are little.

You will go into extreme stages of denial after reading this definition. Go seek therapy, you'll need it.
Adrian: "Hi, do you want to come to my house? You will meet my Mexican mom."

Daniel: "Rule 1.5"

Adrian: *extreme stages of denial*
by Elfdemon September 05, 2014
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The Golden Rule

1 - A term referring to how an individual person treats others based to the way that same individual treats wants to be treated.
The golden rule is not necessarily the same for everyone because not all people want to be treated the same way.
by tithos December 18, 2014
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The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 08, 2021
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vulture rule

To apply the vulture rule means to raid a base in the game Star Trek Fleet Command of one of your own alliance players or from a friendly alliance player. Who is unable to come to the game (Real Life permissions/ shield = share) and will lose the resources nevertheless by enemies.

This rule is applied many times by the alliance VHL of Server 146 (former FEF) and found its origin through the playstyle of NightSlammer.
Ok boys, we can not reach him through discord nor any pings ingame work. We will kick him and vulture rule will be in effect. Enjoy the feast!
by NightSlammer August 20, 2021
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gimlican rule

the rule that any 1 entity is considered as one person or objective, mainly in contests to kill large numbers.

no matter the size, strenght or condition, it still "counts as one."
the battle for minas tirith:

*legolas just took down a huge Eliphaunt with 3 arrows straight to the head*

gimly: That still counts as one!

this is known as the Gimlican Rule of Kill Measurement.
by semois November 10, 2011
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