Rubber-nosed swamp donkey

Another name for a moose. Nickname derived from their very large muzzle, sometimes described as rubbery or leathery and their affinity for aquatic environments, where they often feed, and their large, somewhat ungainly, donkey-like appearance.

Dusty went hunting for deer and ended up face to face with a rubber-nosed swamp donkey.

by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025

The Rubber Van

A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.

"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"

"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"

by RTM 1963 November 22, 2021

Clit rubber

Another version of a dick rider but it's targetting women; obsessed with a person

"Marina Diamandis was Sabrina Carpenter's clit rubber for a week"

by WowPoops February 18, 2025

Caledonia Rubber Ducky

You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.

Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”

by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025

Rubber Band

To ask for a Rubber Band, is to offer to have sexual intercourse with someone. to give someone a Rubber Band is to have sexual intercourse with them.

She asked him for a Rubber Band. He gave it to her.

by UBP55 May 31, 2023

Rubber Sock

condom. What else?

"Brad, use a rubber sock!"

by Stabbshroom June 6, 2023

Rock Rubber

A rock rubber is one who likes to rock climb. Originates from when a climber falls and hits the rocks on the way down.

“He is here every weekend and can’t seem to stay on the wall”
“Imma call him a rock rubber.

by Grell June 20, 2024