Rule 2

Do NOT, talk about /b/.

Some person- What's /b/?
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Other guy- Rules 1 and Rule 2 bitch.

by Mboone April 21, 2010

CAD rule

The therey that, if one removes the second and third panel of a Ctrl+Alt+Del comic, it becomes much funnier.

Dammit, Buckley. Get to the point! We can't use the CAD rule forever!

by A. Ymous April 30, 2008

Rule 32

Pics (var. Screenshots), or it didn't happen.

Joe: I finally made it past the Boss on level 12!
Bob: Uh, huh... sure you did. Rule 32, buddy.

by graycloak November 25, 2014

golden rule

Whatever happens isn't gay if it's part of a three way.

Bob and I were tag teaming Suzie last night. Just as I was about to nut, my dick slipped out of her cooch and landed in Bob's mouth. It was cool, it was part of a three way so the golden rule applies.

by Tony Rockyhara June 14, 2011

Rule 1138

Rule 1138 is, simply put, "No matter how dumb something in Star Wars or it's accompanying expanded universe is, there is ALWAYS something dumber." Named after THX-1138, the last 4 digits of which constantly occur in the works of George Lucas.

The prawnpeople in Dark Empire are a prime example of Rule 1138.

by Ensign_RickySA February 28, 2011

Naked Rule

The rule that states you must disregard everything said when your partner-of-choice is naked.

Every time you are naked, do not believe anything I say. It will be called the naked rule.

by The Lowest Law January 5, 2009

The 50-50-90 Rule

Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Person 1: Did you hear about Teddy ?
Person 2: Yeah, he was screwed over by the 50-50-90 rule while trying to argue with his girlfriend.

by Bubble Juice September 12, 2009