A sexy, hot guy, who gets hella hard looking at a specific girl he likes. He acts gay but really isn't, and has the dick all girls want. He's fit and intelligent and won't let his girl down when she needs him.
" Hey, you know this guy name Roman :3 right?"
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(
by BHJ~E@L@HLU~ November 15, 2021
Get the Roman :3mug. National Roman Awareness Day is a day dedicated to celebrating King Roman III, the master of the design arts, ruler of Whitecliffe, and monarch of coding. He is the only human who can make artificial intelligence cry and feel defeated. On this day, we honor his unparalleled skills and leadership, bowing down to him as he guides us toward a path of creative madness.
by coding123 July 29, 2024
Get the Roman Awareness Daymug. by Haafko November 20, 2021
Get the Romanmug. by Blkash July 24, 2017
Get the The roman candle finishmug. Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.
Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023
Get the The Roman Trymug. Verb: The act of a man getting spit roasted with an ass at 1 glory hole and a mouth at another glory hole in a middle stall in a restroom.
Note that if the same thing happens with a woman in the middle, that's a french fact finding trip.
Note that if the same thing happens with a woman in the middle, that's a french fact finding trip.
I got a roman salute in Tampa, I got 2 different bacterial STIs, and now I'm trying to figure out which infection started in which end.
by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025
Get the Roman Salutemug. the act of inserting a lit candle, firework, or tar dipped flaming torch into the anus, at speed so that the flame goes out upon insertion.
“dude, i gave michelle a roman candle last night. but i wasn’t fast enough, and the firework went off. She shot 4 feet in the air! she had no time to use the safe word. we’ll stick to regular bdsm i think.
by jef weulard October 16, 2021
Get the roman candlemug.