i really hate mugs

ud, please stop trying to sell me mugs

ud: Buy the mug.
everyone else: i really hate mugs

by i fear myself 𖤐 January 15, 2024

Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...

What I call homo-sapiens who k ow the spartan prayer" "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because of being so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Nah really?

The reply to someone who asked a obvious question that is right infront of their eyes.

Leon: AH dang! My car broke down! *he pulls over on the side of the road*
Jane: Oh, The wheels popped!
Leon: Nah really? I CAN SEE THAT!

by Thatlosergirl222 January 19, 2026

I really need to sleep

it's 11:25 PM as I'm writing this, and I feel like I need to sleep.

Guy 1: Shit, I'm so tired. Haven't got my daily nap today.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.

by chocolate_nuggets555 June 29, 2025

What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

i'd really rather never

To want to avoid an obvious life experience

She asked if I wanted to eat bull's balls, but of course I had to say I'd really rather never.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

I’m really ‘bout it!

A phrase used to convey one’s aggressive desire for forced sexual intercourse; typically used by cowards lacking integrity or small boys who can’t fight by themselves.

Christian: I’m really ‘bout it!
Bass: What the fuck does that mean?
Christian: You got a purdy mouth boi.

by TheTinyDub_ July 20, 2017