Granny Queef

When u queef and ur a granny

Grandma just did a granny queef

by slimy_soldier666 April 29, 2019

Queef Pizza

When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni

“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night

by UwUferby June 22, 2021

Queef wave

"Sometimes it may sound like a fifty cent piece being dropped into a day old pav..."

Has also been recorded sounding like the last coffee in a broken percolator...

"May sometimes sound like that naughty little pig being chased by an annoyed farmer...sounded like a queef wave"

by Kryspy waifer March 26, 2022

poo queef

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.

by crjoker June 12, 2017

monkey queef

A monkey (a woman) who cant stop farting

Ayo hoe, stop being a monkey queef

by LeHaegne October 18, 2017

queef god

Simply the Goddess of all queefs! Only the greatest queefs come from this being.

Man, she's a queef god.

by thatoneguy33135 July 15, 2014

Mouldy Queef

A term for when a fellow South London gang member releases odorous gas from his low riding anus.

Man u let off a mouldy queef, get me?

by BITCHAZSUKMYCOCK March 23, 2012