Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.

Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef

by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013

Hummingbird Queef

A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.

Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”

Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.

by Dirk217 October 23, 2018

HotBoxed Queef

The act of a women running on the beach for a long period of time then going to the car spreading her legs and letting the sweating queef pour out

Yo man I heard my mom Have a hotboxed queef in the car the other day

by nou123134 July 9, 2018

queef levitation

The act of expelling pressurized air through one’s vagina so forcefully that the queefer is lifted off the ground through basic training one can even achieve flight though you must be pantless

Oh God Sherrie you can take me to Mexico with your queef levitation.

Britney you will go to queef levitation class or no dinner.

by Haké Queefer September 26, 2022

smoothie queef

when your smoothie blasts out the bottom of your straw, making a juicy queef sound

that was such a voluptuous smoothie queef sound that came out

by bloodyrapscallion September 30, 2021

poo queef

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.

by crjoker June 11, 2017

The Gully Queef

When you hit a juul out of a girls pussy then spread her asschecks and blow a fat cloud up her butthole

Bro me and Alexandra we’re going at it I hit her with the Gully Queef

by Big Meat and Lil Meat October 22, 2019