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the pursuit of crappyness

what nbc's primetime lineup should be called
there was nothing on tv last night

of course, and with the pursuit of crappyness running from 8-11 on nbc there was even less.
by b to the rizzle April 16, 2007
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Pure Vampire

A Pure Vampire or Inheritor Vampire, are vampires that are born. They are born a human, but around their teenage years (13- 26) the vampire trait inside them are awakened by a chemical which is released in the body, and will start to make physical changes. The process of vampirism takes place during the late years of purberty, he Pure Vampire will remain looking the age of it's late teens or early 20s. A Pure Vampire has to have a vampire parent, or both parents can be vampires. Pure Vampires live to be around 350-400 years old. Inheritor Vampires are part of the Blood Vampire group, thus need to drink blood for energy.
The (Inheritor)Pure Vampire will live life as a normal human, intill the vampirism takes place. It will make physical changes in the body like sharper/longer fangs, eyes and skin become sensitive to sun light, and will crave for blood.
by Dark Gan Ning July 2, 2007
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Purple Apple

a love bite on the adams apple normally given against the wishes of the man getting hence the hand wrapped around his balls to stop him fighting back
i forgot it was mikes birthday today so i gave him a purple apple HA HA HA HA
by bebebe November 16, 2003
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puro pedo

they say they're gonna kick my ass, te crees? es puro pedo.
by xicana05 June 17, 2006
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purse puppy

A small breed dog that fits in a woman's purse.
I hate when ladies bring their purse puppy everywhere they go.
by gingeredbeard June 7, 2014
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Purple Haze

a very strong sativa strain of marijuana that affects mind more than body
by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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purple sprite

when u mix that purple drank aka codeine promethazine in sprite. originated in h-town texas.
I fill a big bank, and drank drank
Thats why i got a purple sprite, and y'all aint
by PureTexan December 28, 2005
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