muddy pumpkin

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.

Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.

by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017

pumpkin emoji

if someone sends you the pumpkin emoji it means “get naked”

Girlfriend: Pumpkin Emoji
Boyfriend: I just got dressed but alright.

by FirstBorn1998 November 8, 2023

Pumpkin Spice Butthole

My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte

FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks

ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 10, 2019

Smashing pumpkins

A term used when two gay males are fucking and their balls are smacking together "smashing pumpkins"

A gay guy tells his friends " sorry I didn't answer your phone call last night me and my boyfriend were Smashing Pumpkins"

by Skruffyjohnson November 6, 2020

Gutter pumpkin

Describes a grimy girl. Usually hooked on drugs with multiple baby daddies

She’s a gutter pumpkin for sure!

by KATREAPER May 31, 2023

Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.

After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.

by xoxojordn December 1, 2022

pumpkin tagging

A suggestive activity between two consenting individuals ;))

Batman put on his dressing and was pumpkin tagging everyone

by theopenny November 10, 2022