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pulling a max

When you say you are going to show up and you simply don't. Not picking up your phone afterwards is essential in order to pull a well-performed max.
Where is Beven? Ahh shit, is he pulling a Max again? What a gay bastard!
by Valchy November 27, 2020
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pull a fuka

To arrange a large, intricate social gathering and then, usually during the said gathering, pull a weak excuse as to why you cannot attend, generally leaving your guests scratching theirs heads (among other anatomical parts).
I bet he will pull a fuka and not show up for dinner.

He fuka'd the meet.
by crashfx September 27, 2007
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Pull a Nelson

Rather look across the street before running across just simply run across and hope for the best. Which will never end in the safety of the other side of the road, you will always be hit by the car and break your jaw and many other bones
One man's thought:Hmm instead of looking before crossing this street I'm just going to cross.
Outloud man1:IM GOIN ACROSS THE STREET DURING PEAK TRAFFIC HOURS!
*Man 1 is hit by a car*
Man 2:Dude, you just pulled a nelson. Good job dumbass.
*Man 2 turns to the Camera*
Man 2:Now kids be careful when crossing the street. You wouldnt want to pull a nelson.
by Lulzey McLulzster December 21, 2008
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Pulling a Stan

The act of tying your pregnant girlfriend up in the trunk, drinking a fifth of vodka and driving straight off a bridge due to the fact that Eminem didn't reply to your letters for 6 whole months or that you just give up on life.

Referring to the song Stan- By Eminem
Jake: Yo wtf i'm 12 and my girls preggo. FML

John: Man...you'll be better off pulling a stan
by Smartacle Noob May 27, 2010
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pulling a packie

continually underachieving at work- leaving work early-having numerous computer problems-taking long lunches and breaks-just a all around slacker
Man that guy is pulling a packie here at work today.

hey dont pull a packie
by jbunny1245 March 16, 2014
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Pulling an Osama

To hide, not show yourself. Like famous hide-and-seeker Osama Bin Laden.
1. guy1: "Is John in today?"
guy2: "No, he's pulling an Osama and not showing face."

2. guy1: "ugh, my phone signal's been pulling an Osama all day!"
by Sylar23 August 10, 2009
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Pull A Hipple

To be wasted/drunk and end up sucking a homeless mans dick for free; note: only a man can be a Hipple.
Man, we got wasted last night and i watched Ryan pull a Hipple.
by Dr. P. Hunter August 27, 2008
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