pork wagon

n. a pork wagon (or pork-mobile) is a police squad car, paddy wagon, or other clearly labeled law enforcement vehicle. Also known as 5-0 five oh

Went to Slevs for smokes and saw a pork wagon in the parking lot, but I didn't see any pigs inside.

by phillydrifter May 7, 2011

Pork Frown

a pork thats sad, because he is halal

did you hear about jimmy and his pig hes such a pork frown atm

by Yung Bratz Doll The Pork Pleas January 3, 2024

pork

joking around with someone, messing with them. mind fucking them, practically.

hey buddy, we’re coming to show you some fire music. and then 3 kids hop out the car and shoot you with paint balls. you got porked.

another example. telling your friend who sells top shelf za, that he should only sell it for 20$ 8ths. haha buddy i’m just porkin you.

my friends girlfriend doesn’t understand the meaning of pork so she thinks it’s not real. right now we’re porking her because it’s real.

she’s been porked

by eight studios January 13, 2024

Porked Cookchop

A magic spell to make Caleb laugh

AJ: "Porked Cookchop" Caleb: *insert wheezing noises*

by aj04ispro April 9, 2022

Pork Friday 2

A term used by anti-Nicki stan twitter in reference to Pink Friday 2

Don't you dare compare Beyonce''s Renaissance to Pork Friday 2

by tgh67 March 15, 2024

Bite O' Pulled Pork

Another name for Texan congressman Beto O'Rourke. Particularly useful when used in the context of politically charged outdoor barbecues.
Alternatives also include: "Beta O'Dork" (the guy seriously looks like a string bean) and "Beano O'Rourko" (when the congressmen addresses his only probable constituents).

Me: Wow Tammy, can you believe that Mr. Sanders brought nothing to the cookout -- and demanded we redistribute all spuds and chops?!
Tammy: I'm honestly shocked and surprised. That's why I will be voting for Bite O' Pulled Pork this year!

by ComradeStarvingMan September 16, 2019

Hot Pork

Another word for vagina! Have a horrible day you slut.

“I ate her hot pork last night bro”

by Willie Smielish December 18, 2019