Jimmy Dean's pork sausage 

The Penis.

That new receptionist is all about getting some of Jimmy Dean's pork sausage!

Jimmy Dean's pork sausage by nervegas May 1, 2010

Pulling Pork 

Pulling Pork: (v.) to pull on a mans penis in a painful way, most commonly not done with your hand, possibly performed with string, pliers, or hedgeclippers.

John pissed Sally off so Sally attached a string to John's penis and a car and pulled his pork by driving away in the opposite direction.

Pulling Pork has become a popular sport at RIT.

Pulling Pork by Clareeeee October 21, 2005

Eating Pork

To eat or suck on a womans vagina

Andrew: I really enjoy eating pork
Pat: Yes its about time you did it
Andrew: Forget BBQ with Tad

Eating Pork by Totalownage1432 May 9, 2008

packing pork 

Someone God has obviously favored with a large penis - so obvious in fact that this guy must always buy baggy pants and even so, they are filled to capacity.

Would you look at that guy!!!! He's packing pork big time - enough to supply my Bar-B-Q all summer long. Mmmmm, mmmmmmmm - slurperoo.

packing pork by Queen of Heaven February 6, 2008

pulled pork string

what you get from jerking off too much.

after his wife's long absence, Mark had suffered a severe case of pulled pork string.

pulled pork string by Moral Oral June 9, 2008

pulled pork 

This happens to a vagina when it is frequetly touched by the penial of many different men. It usually dangles and/or blows in the wind.

Man after Kate had sex with her 58th partner her vagina looked like pulled pork.

pulled pork by thank god for paternity tests. April 29, 2010

Sweet and Sour Pork 

When the penis is, first, inserted into the vagina. Followed by the anus. Concluded with balls deep oral.

"Last night your mom asked me for some Sweet and Sour Pork so I fucked her in her vagina, then her ass and then in her mouth.
PS. She loved it"

Sweet and Sour Pork by DoBeDe May 9, 2009