Police

People that can hold anybody but themselves accountable for everything.

The Police show up at the wrong address in New Mexico and somehow it's not trespassing as it would be for the rest of us, even though they're on private property. They kill someone on accident, and somehow it isn't manslaughter, like it would be for the rest of us. Somehow nobody thinks the cop that pulled the trigger is a criminal, like anybody else would be, and somehow, nothing can be done even though anybody else could be prosecuted and held accountable for the same actions.

by Snowboy Jr. April 18, 2023

Police

A person or group from or with the job of protecting civilians. Popular ones include: LAPD, NYPD.

Police protects the Law also known as "Policy" most likely the origin of said word.

Other synonyms include
Law Enforcement
Officer
Police Officer
Law Enforcer
Sheriff

The police is on their way to that building to catch the fugitives.

This is the police! Open up!

Police Departments are important to city safety!

by BlueGDictionaries April 28, 2023

spider rope police

A very shitty Spider-Man off brand

“Spider rope police omg 😳 it might look like New York but it’s actually Las Vegas”

by Du Kidd April 28, 2023

Police

A Gang

The police force is one of the biggest gangs in the world

by The Big Dee December 3, 2022

cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.

Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.

by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022

Bird police

An organization policing birds

"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"

by Officer.falcon December 6, 2018

King County Police Department

A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.

* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?

by fuckinOGsnazzle November 9, 2018