Gravy Piss

When you clearly haven't drunk enough fluids and your pee is a dark shade of golden brown, can affect both men and women. Often smells like peanuts.

First guy "Man I just did a proper gravy piss! Pass the beer, I need fluid .."
Second guy "Nice, you might wanna flush twice, I hear they're stubborn."

by Smeggles182 November 25, 2009

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Piss Fister

The act of pissing down your arm while fisting a girl in her ass.

I will perform the piss fister on you

by Frosty Balls August 7, 2014

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Phucket Piss

The act of pissing into a mop bucket, when you're too tired, hooked to the PC, or ill to piss in the toilet, and may also contain sick.

1. I wouldn't go in there, Johnny's ill he's taking a phucket piss.

by Elkapan February 11, 2010

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In Vietnam, there were two separate places to do bathroom chores. For a dump, there were shitters, most with multiple holes with 50 gallon drums underneath. The designated "shit-burner" would pull the drums out, add diesel oil and set on fire. If you just needed to pee, there were piss tubes around the area. Many were made by pounding old rocket tubes into the ground at an angle, and adding a piece of screen on the top end. In some of the more refined camps, a semicircle of tin would provide a bit of privacy. In my unit, the largest shitter (a 6-holer) was generally overfilled after dark for troops having extended "smoke breaks"

Hey new-boot, if you need to crap, the shitter is over there, if you just have to pee, you'll find several piss tubes throughout the area.

by ThorMonster September 2, 2018

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