The cutest person to ever exist

The cutest person to ever exist is HOSHI FROM SEVENTEEN

He’s the cutest person to ever exist

by Nariloveshoshi September 28, 2021

National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.

Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

by Parsunic October 18, 2021

Straightest gay person

When a person who is LGBTQ+ acts very straight (usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)

Becky is the straightest gay person I've ever met!

by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021

normal milk person

They are the impossible standard to which something or someone is compared. Alternatively used instead of perfect.

“I’m not a normal milk person” or “that dress is a normal milk person”

by itsavibeytime February 3, 2022

hit a tall person day

so where ever your reading this, you have to hit a tall person tomorrow and there are no buts. If no one is taller than you, you will have to hit yourself, I'm sorry

lacy: good luck!!
tom: good luck for what?
lacy: tomorrow is hit a tall person day!!

by kittykitzzy May 5, 2022

every copy of sm64 is personalized

a variety of tapes that greenio recorded. it has creepypastas, and it infects your normal rom and will display a error code and there will be a japanese dialouge and it crashes your game

every copy of sm64 is personalized. do not reasearch

by baldifan September 1, 2020

National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 16, 2021