Phantom Friend

Simple to perform, produces hilarity for hours. First, turn on your video camera. Next, you engage in anal sex with your partner, but bring a friend secretly. Make sure that you are near a window. As you are about to dispatch your men, pull out and let your friend in on he deed. Try not to let her notice. Run outside to the window and make a silly face at her. Hilarity ensues. Ten points.

While giving Sam's litle sister a Phantom Friend, I punched a hole through the window and gave her a bloody nose.

by Andy, the burninator February 16, 2005

Phantom Menace

So basically your doing a girl in the ass-just before you come you pull your dick out of her ass, spit on her bak, then when she turns around and think your done you come in her face.....

i just Phantom Menaced the shit out of her!!!

by Paul Coffee October 7, 2009

Blood Pact

1. A group of the coolest Alkaline Trio fan ever.

1. The Blood Pact is awesome!

by Xtheonex86 July 16, 2008

phack

A faggot phucker.

Your such a phack!!!

by Alonizizer February 11, 2004

phace

Offten used after shuting someone down or embarassing them. Used to end a blaze.

"You got a big head...Phace"
"you are damn ugly...Phace"

by Evolution16 July 31, 2005

phantom blumper

When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...

Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...

by DR. Greenthumb #1 January 16, 2009

Phantom text

Feeling your cellphone vibrate in your pocket, even though it's not.

"Why does he keep looking at his phone?"

"The post-break-up stress disorder psychic-dols oodles embody themselves as phantom texts, dude. Give him a break!"

by Cass-y-Uli-that October 12, 2010