Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ May 24, 2016

hundred-percenter

Someone who is trusted implicity one hundred-percent.

Everybody you about to meet in this room is a hundred-percenter.

by robrobbyluv1byluv1 May 13, 2016

white porcelain

da biggest baddest bitch yo mama ever seen. she thicc. she wild. and she thicc.

Guy: Dam white porcelain lookin hella fine
Guy 2: oh baby queen porcé! she fine as China

by blackhole123 January 9, 2018

Russian Percentage

A seriously mishandled percentage, generally referring to a set of percentages that exceed 100%. Usually the total sum is then alluded to being 140%. Also used to sarcastically cast doubt on a statement of 100%, insinuating that the actual percentage is lower (100 out of a 140, for example)

Derived from the Russian parliamentary election of 2011, where some TV reports claimed a voter turnout of 146%, sparking allegations of voter fraud and becoming an internet meme.

see also: 140% Russia

A: I'm 100% sure of that!
(A turns out wrong)
B: Those were Russian percentages, eh?

-or-

A: I'll do that 100% certainly until tomorrow!
B: Is that out of a 100 or a 140 percent?

by Lord_Shmebulock May 16, 2018

51 Percenter

A term describing a ideology that says you have to be 51% of a particular race so your not considered "mixed"

50-50 Your Mixed
51 Percenter-Your Black

by EmJayee February 10, 2019

80 percenter

A delusional Dallas Cowboys fan who doesn't know their facts straight and just keep talking about the Philadelphia Eagles rather than worrying about their own team. These fans are the kind of people that will talk down on an Eagles fan for getting excited about a great player pick up that didn't cost much, but will try to rub an inferior player pick up they themselves got, in the Eagles fans' face They don't hold the Cowboys accountable for mistakes instead of recognizing them and thinking of ways to improve the team. Instead, they make excuses for everything. These obnoxious fans are not to be taken seriously, as they "facts" they try to spill are totally ridiculous and they honestly give the 20% good Cowboys fans a bad name.

Man, I can't take these delusional 80 Percenters seriously with all this bull bull they be talking.

by AlexDuhGhost April 14, 2019

dick percent

When your phone battery is on 6 percent

Yo my phone is on dick percent

by Emike5 August 3, 2019