Frostbite Penis

When outside running or doing outside activities in the cold and the penis becomes cold and painfully rigid. Tingling sensation may occur.

"Man, at cross country this morning I got a bad case of frostbite penis!"

by Country Girl Nimba1 January 20, 2009

jap penis

small dick

joe; you have a jap penis
mark; what does that mean
joe; u have a small dick

by chinese penis July 7, 2018

Imran penis

A person with the name Imran who automatically has a small penis also used to describe someone with a small penis and denies that they do

The smallest shit you'll probably see in your entire life.

Some consider a person with the Imran penis to be women but it is not confirmed yet
Used as a synonym (Imran penis) to saying someone has a micropenis

Joe: you're a cunt
Peter: well you probably got a Imran penis

by UserVetTrill November 7, 2020

mike penis

a Man so legendary he was named after his Fathers Penis

Mike Penis is named after his Father Mike

by MC Niggerman December 26, 2020

Dimensionally Challenged Penis

A penis that is either one of the following sizes/shapes: (1) very long and skinny.A.K.A the noodle dick (2) Very short and fat. A.K.A the soup can dick.

I couldn't decide if he has a good penis. It was sufficient in one dimension but lacking in another. I guess he has a dimensionally challenged penis.

by Squeeboy October 19, 2010

Change Of Penis

To have a change of heart about having sex with someone. A change of heart, in your love part. A change of plans, in your pants.

Originally I didn't wanna hook up with her, but once I saw her naked I had a change of penis.

by Rigo Sol October 30, 2013

bruh nigga penis

When a black white person’s penis too large, and resembles the penis of a black person.

Girl: show your dick pls
Guy: ok
*pulls down pants*
Girl: bruh nigga penis

by Anonymthx January 28, 2021