parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.

My parent-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Parents

People who think bullying is ok as long as it's done by them. If you're a parent reading this, you're probably about to write your own definition about how "you're doing it for our own good" or that "you are trying to help save our asses" Don't waste your time. Everyone can see through your bullshit. You are just trying to justify that our suffering is a good thing. I myself have asian parents and for some reason, a lot of other parents seem to like asian parents because they get shit done and raise smart, disciplined kids. No bitch. Discipline does not mean passively accepting someone mentally and sometimes even physically abusing you. I've been told in the past that the only reason I am smart and talented at everything is because my parents pressured me to be that way. I can't remember the last time my parents have ever done or taught anything useful for me besides going to work and serving me. When they try, it's often overused, recycled garbage that I could've figured out myself. I think the main reason people like asian parents is because of the way they present themselves. They are seen as badasses who get whatever they want whenever they want. In other words, they're assholes who can get away with it.

All these cocksuckers from other cultures want to suck up to these asian parent assholes so they don't have to take the responsibility of being a good parent. By the way asian kids are not smarter than anyone else. That stereotype is bullshit. They are just more likely to become doctors. Asian parents also have a tendency to act like they are more logical and scientific than anyone else on the planet even though they don't know shit about anything. I blame the whole "logical nerd who doesn't care about feelings" cliché on them. The worst thing you can do is try to please people with this kind of condescending attitude. I think asian parents and anyone who tries to act like them deserve to be abused by their boss.Asian dad: Son, did you do your homework?

Me: *frowns and walks away
Asian mom: Hey. Why is he ignoring you. Answer him.
Asian dad: No, that's okay. I don't care about him. As long as he is doing his work I'm fine. I aM sCiEnCe MaN. I dOn'T cArE aBoUt FeElInGs. oooohhhhhhh. *fart

by pooperfart November 28, 2021

parent

Father or mother.

Parent.

by Ramparilli June 15, 2023

I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.

After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.

by Arnie Grape May 5, 2021

you're parent straight

*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*

*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

Bud Light Parent

Instead of being "transparent" you are being bud light parent

During the negotiation process, they were bud light parent about their motivations

by BudLightParent May 4, 2023

Sucker Parent

Parents that believe everything their child says or does, especially the younger one.

Dude, both of my parents are sucker parents, they believe everything my little sister does, if she's crying because she can't get her way, then when she gets her way, she quickly stops crying, that should tell you that she was just putting on a scene!

Your dad is such a sucker parent.

Mom! Only a sucker parent would believe that actually hurt him.

by DDeeDD April 11, 2016