To be wasted/drunk and end up sucking a homeless mans dick for free; note: only a man can be a Hipple.
by Dr. P. Hunter July 30, 2008
When you say you are going to show up and you simply don't. Not picking up your phone afterwards is essential in order to pull a well-performed max.
by Valchy November 27, 2020
Rather look across the street before running across just simply run across and hope for the best. Which will never end in the safety of the other side of the road, you will always be hit by the car and break your jaw and many other bones
One man's thought:Hmm instead of looking before crossing this street I'm just going to cross.
Outloud man1:IM GOIN ACROSS THE STREET DURING PEAK TRAFFIC HOURS!
*Man 1 is hit by a car*
Man 2:Dude, you just pulled a nelson. Good job dumbass.
*Man 2 turns to the Camera*
Man 2:Now kids be careful when crossing the street. You wouldnt want to pull a nelson.
Outloud man1:IM GOIN ACROSS THE STREET DURING PEAK TRAFFIC HOURS!
*Man 1 is hit by a car*
Man 2:Dude, you just pulled a nelson. Good job dumbass.
*Man 2 turns to the Camera*
Man 2:Now kids be careful when crossing the street. You wouldnt want to pull a nelson.
by Lulzey McLulzster December 18, 2008
Person 1: ''Bro, I found this really good game, but I ain't got money for it. Can you please lend me some?''
Person 2: ''Can you, like, get a job? You're pulling an Octavio third time this week and it's only Tuesday!''
Person 2: ''Can you, like, get a job? You're pulling an Octavio third time this week and it's only Tuesday!''
by JohnMcReady November 15, 2018
continually underachieving at work- leaving work early-having numerous computer problems-taking long lunches and breaks-just a all around slacker
by jbunny1245 March 05, 2014
Pronouned "Lezh-air".
Pulling a Legere. One who drives drunk usually for no important reason and for long distances while SEVERELY intoxicated usually but not always resulting in a DUI.
Pulling a Legere. One who drives drunk usually for no important reason and for long distances while SEVERELY intoxicated usually but not always resulting in a DUI.
Example 1--
Person #1: "Damn I was so drunk the other night I can't believe I drove all the way across town!"
Person #2 : "Yeah you definitely pulled a Legere, be thankful you didnt get busted.
Example 2--
Person #1 : " Have you heard from John lately"
Person #2: "I heard he got busted pulling a Legere and now he's in the county jail"
Person #1: "Damn I was so drunk the other night I can't believe I drove all the way across town!"
Person #2 : "Yeah you definitely pulled a Legere, be thankful you didnt get busted.
Example 2--
Person #1 : " Have you heard from John lately"
Person #2: "I heard he got busted pulling a Legere and now he's in the county jail"
by EastsiderLUv February 10, 2009
1. guy1: "Is John in today?"
guy2: "No, he's pulling an Osama and not showing face."
2. guy1: "ugh, my phone signal's been pulling an Osama all day!"
guy2: "No, he's pulling an Osama and not showing face."
2. guy1: "ugh, my phone signal's been pulling an Osama all day!"
by Sylar23 August 10, 2009