Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.

Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?

by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012

Positivity

Something what we really deserve. Trust me!

I love positivity.

by PositiveSelf August 18, 2020

Nazi Position

1) When you fuck someone in the shower and they pass out during climax
2) When you fuck someone with a gas mask

I fucked a girl in the nazi position last night, had to finish washing their hair

by UrbanMansig November 23, 2022

dune sex position

Punching a Girls Stomach Before Inserting Your Dick. You Have To Activate Your Inner Sandworm. Like In The Movie Dune.

I am boutta active my sandworm with this dune sex position

by TBAT is TBAT April 20, 2024

Positive Egrostron

A small island that has very warm items, very warm houses, 5 people live there and 7 people visited it. It’s 279 degrees Fahrenheit. People found a way to survive there.

Positive Egrostron isn’t dangerous but Negative Egrostron is dangerous

by ChocolateCakeYum January 17, 2022

Body Positive Mr Tumnus

Mr Thaksin, who looks like Mr Tumnus only fat, aka body positive.

Who is that beardy man over there? That's Body Positive Mr Tumnus

by Wodderwick April 15, 2025

senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.

Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.

by Mischooti March 25, 2019