the proof is in the pudding

Old saying meaning basically "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree" It is slightly different because it is geared more toward parents who think their children can do wrong yet they are major bitches just like their children are being accused of behaving.

person 1:Jessicas mom yelled at my mom for telling her to stop sleeping around.

person 2: Isn't her mom the one that had a threesome with the mail men?

person 1: Well the proof is in the pudding

by skylarskank June 24, 2008

steamed pudding party

A party involving steamed puddings. Often alocohol also features, resulting in hilarious consequences.

Ed: Are you going to the steamed pudding party?
Jo: No! Remember what happened last time?

by Pudding Man October 21, 2006

puddin' hands

Clumsy and/or weak when it comes to handling tools.

What, you bust yer knuckles agin, puddin' hands?

by Danny, L.U. 24 June 11, 2003

pudding rocket

Alternate name for a man's penis. The organ which is used to propel man pudding from the body.

Dude, She was all over my pudding rocket. I couldn't get her off it until she was wearing the man pudding like a mask!

by Aunt Bhee May 28, 2009

Puddin

You dont wanna be with her, its like Puddin down there. Like she9 been with the whole Army.

Just did. PUDDIN is when you dont feel something

by Frankie Ciao July 12, 2020

plum my pudding

An instruction to have vaginal intercourse. Usually used during the christmas period along with other classics such as 'hang my baubles', 'deck my halls' and the all time favourite 'father my christmas'
NB A christmas equivalent of the cereal based 'cheeri my o' theme.

"john gave my pudding a good pluming at the office christmas party"
" I asked him to plum my pudding, but he turned me down"

by charrc May 4, 2006

bill cosbys pudding

it is the all powerful penis destroyer 9000

bill cosbys pudding is when your gooch gets caught in the industrial fan.

by pingas mastr3383 July 26, 2014