Phone-Phoney

A person that uses a cel phone to avoid people or conversation.
Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.
by Bob Plumeau June 19, 2008
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Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
by JWSTigre April 18, 2010
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Bobby Phone

When you get a mobile device in which you sell smack , crack with . The phone is used to meet Punnys and sell Bobby to also
“ lad get on the Bobby phone for us am goin me dads
by Tuebrook Words September 02, 2023
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Phone sex

Basically getting freeky af on FaceTime or call. U don’t even have to be moaning or shit unless ur cheering the other person one while their beating up there meat then that’s it . Phone sex is amazing lol
Ahhh fuckk I’m nearly there ! Phone sex
by Mymay June 19, 2021
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phone suicide

The act of purposefully breaking your phone in order to get a new one.
Johnny heard that the Samsung Galaxy S4 mini was coming out, so he committed phone suicide by throwing his old S3 in the pool.
by Mike_Litoris July 05, 2013
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man phone

A phone designed for a real man. It must be:
1) Rugged as Hell
2) Indestructible
3) Waterproof
4) Able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the Triangle Mansion
Woltag: "Hey guys, look at my gay iPhone."
Buoni: *Takes piss on iPhone*
Woltag: "oh no! my pussy iPhone just short circuited!"
Durski: "You're a tool" -> *Chucks his MAN PHONE at Woltag's head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in Goliath and chugs 2 beers*
by Delta-T April 21, 2011
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Phone rape

When you take someone's phone without their permission or while they are sleeping
Your friend was asleep and you phone raped them
by Nikkkkim October 16, 2019
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