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PennDOT

When you got 12 guys standing around an open pit in the middle of the street smoking cigarettes, and one poor guy with a shovel doing all the work.
Q: hey, see those douche bags over there crowded around that hole in the middle of the street?

A: yea, i only see one dude doing all the work, must be PennDOT.

PennDOT Manager: alrightly men, we are heading over to route 222 to make some more pot holes, lets see... we got 11 supervisors and.... one newbie with a shovel, lets roll. Oh, don't forget to grab a few 55 MPH signs to post on the way so we can piss off as many interstate drivers as possible
by penndotsucks March 29, 2010
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Penis Avalanche

The result of a crappy band name maker, Penis Avalanche is the name of the dopest jazz band in the northern hemisphere. Playing hit singles such as "Trunk of the Pussy Spray" and "Fuck Mel Gibson" the band has quickly gained success as the number one band in Albion, Washington.
The band has since broken up, and reformed so often, that most of the members have no longer play an instrument and instead stare awkwardly at each other for the better part of 12 hours while watching hipster music videos on Youtube and making fun of their poor bass player.
"I can't wait to see the Penis Avalanche, I heard they've reformed again!"
by FuckMelGibson August 6, 2013
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Penny Crygor is the best WarioWare character.
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Contused penis

Also known as breaking your penis

The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft
Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis"
Abel: "I Shouldn't have rolled over
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I was at house eating dorito when phone rang
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I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

"club penguin is kil"

"no"
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Dr. seuss penis

A penis that is so fucked that it looks like it could be in a dr. Seuss book.
Girl, that guy I fucked last night had a dr. Seuss penis; it was fucked!
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Asian penis

Can be just as big as anyone else's, if not bigger.
My Asian penis is six inches long, and my biggest hater's momma loves taking it for a ride.
by SamBissell June 16, 2023
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