The Palmer Introduction

A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.

Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".

Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".

The Palmer Introduction in action:

"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"

or

"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"

by CrazyMofo2468 March 22, 2010

Ronald Palmer

To pee in a hot spring or jacuzzi, thus turning the water into a lemonade color that resembles a beverage called an Arnold Palmer.

That guy pulled a “Ronald Palmer” and pissed in the hot tub, I bet he farts in the steam room next.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019

Ryan Palmer

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Don’t be a Ryan Palmer

by Science_Master October 2, 2019

kenneth palmer

the most fruity bitch u will ever meet. He really likes to listen to cupcakKe and eat ass 24/7. He watches midget porn while listening to lil nas x

Kenneth palmer:I’m gay for u chaizdan
chaizdan: slay

by ur hot uncle March 2, 2022

Pink Palmer

A mixed drink made with pink lemonade and ice tea.

She ordered a pink palmer from the waiter.

by Todd Grossman August 3, 2006

arnold palmer

when a homosexual man strikes out on a date and has to tug it himself... he has a date with arnold "palmer"!

paul: hey brad how'd your date go last night?
brad: fuckin terrible. dude smelled like old man balls and talked like nic cage!
paul: so home alone?
brad: yeah played the front 9 with arnold palmer!!

by special_OV July 15, 2013

Palmerton

Palmerton is a small useless town in Northeast Pa. Population is right around 7,000 on a good day. In Palmerton all of the sluts that think their cool pee in peoples locker for no reason. These ladies are normally stuiped and fat. This tends to go on daily in the local highschool.

Taylor peed in an iced tea carton and went all Palmerton on tiffanys locker.

by Hi Taylor...Hope you read this April 8, 2011