by birdboi101 January 24, 2022

When a man willingly has his head clingfilmed to a lady’s bare bum, effectively “sealing in the freshness,” before she lets rip a series of farts that slow-cook him like a supermarket chicken.
Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”
Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”
Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
“Dave didn’t make it to the pub last night — apparently, he was getting an Inverurie Oven from his new girlfriend. Lucky loon!"
“You know it’s love when Grant asked for seconds of the Inverurie Oven — romantic or tragic?”
“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”
“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”
“Tourists think the East Aquhorthies Stone Circle is Inverurie’s biggest attraction. Locals know it’s the ass ovens.”
“You know it’s love when Grant asked for seconds of the Inverurie Oven — romantic or tragic?”
“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”
“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”
“Tourists think the East Aquhorthies Stone Circle is Inverurie’s biggest attraction. Locals know it’s the ass ovens.”
by Thon bus driver August 29, 2025

by Cillian4206969420 January 27, 2025

Hym "The air is poison to an oven gremlin! Quick! Get it in the gas chamber! (See? This time I'm SAVING the Jew so it's not Anti-Semitic)"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.
On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.
by Chuckie Sue July 23, 2022

Hey, last night Rosie, her roommate Karen , and I drank a bit too much and had ourselves a Dublin Double-oven.
by jellocakes69 June 3, 2018

In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017
